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Gritangs and Salutations Comrade! I'm Ozzy, also known as the Wizard of Ozz. This is my LJ wherein on any given day I could A)Give a random update on my life, B) Angst about something or another (most likely in regards to the fairer sex) or C)Bombard you with senseless quizzes. Sometimes I do all three in one day! Read at your own risk.

I act, I don't sing, and dancing is... meh. I have a shirt that reads "Don't Hate, Forensicate" and I work at the Michigan Renissance Festival. I'm a Trekkie, a Star Wars nerd, and an anvid Stargate SG-1 watcher. I've got all 3 Star-'s covered. I am involved in 3 D&D campaigns, one of which I run myself, and 3 of the players are all running or in the other players' campaigns, so its like... if I want to screw over MY party then Alex can screw over the party in HIS campaign and if he screws the party in his campaign then Kassie can turn around and screw the party (no pun intended) in HER campaign. Its a vicious circle. I also play Magic The Gathering on and off and to top it all off I'm going to work in the video game industry as a 3D artist/modeller. < Sarcasm > Oh! and every now and then I think its kinda fun to play video games, y'know... to pass the time < /Sarcasm >

So uh... in case you haven't noticed I am a multi-purpose geek. Some say those don't exist but my existencce disproves that. And someone wanted me to pick the geekdom area that takes up most of my time, which is kinda hard to measure because I don't play video games much when I'm doing a theatre production, and Renissance Festival takes up most of my time on weekendsso I can't play video gams or anything at all for that matter during that time. So yeah, I am the muti-genre/multi-purpose geek.

The Magic Hallway Theatre Company's ever growing list of Sexual Innuendo!
"Climb down her chimney"
"clean her chimney"
"plug in your controller"
"Bajar en el" (translated directly it means "to go down on him" its innuendo because its in spanish)
"Play with his joystick"
"whakcing the poodle"
"polishing the sword"
"firing the gun"
"work the sewing machine"
"pounding the nail"
"Charlie Foxtrot her troops"
"Fondle the hedgehog"
"Playing with Han's wookiee"
"Doing the time warp"
"to play with the llama"
"to cuddle the penguin"
"to grab the elf's ears"
"to kiss the chameleon"
"to nuzzle the bush baby"
"the flying v mix"
"to hug the wombat"
"To smoke the man's cigarette"
"sharpen the pencil"
"ride the cowboy"
ADS'rs do it after dinner
Broadcasters do it on TV
Extempers do it with articles
Orators do it with persuasion
Impromptu speakers have thirty minutes to prepare for it
Sales and Info'rs do it with visuals
Prosers do it with books
Poets do it
with rhyme
and with
meter
Multiples do it with 3-8 people
Duos do it in pairs
DI folk do it by themselves
Storytellers do it with children

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